Top Ten List Why Your Picture Does Not Appear in our Album

1. Eric's 'Live For The Moment' theory prevented Tamara from taking your picture. This applies especially to members of Eric's family whose tacit agreement with this rule has resulted in their under representation.
2. Sorry, but we're experiencing technical difficulties.
3. Your pictures were too incriminating to publish.
4. Your hair got in the way. Surprisingly, many of you fall into this group.
5. You are a new friend of ours -- and thus, either the film hasn't come back yet or we're just saving it for evidence.
6. Our pictures of you include a significant other who could not be cropped out without making a GIF Picasso would salivate at.
7. Tamara's hair or nail color no longer match those in the photo.
8. We couldn't think of anything funny when we looked at your picture.
9. We could care less about you and the horse you road in on.
10. Reason to be named later. (Which is an oblique reference to Gok and thus only understood by the author.)

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